oh mother I want a dog

I want a little dog

I saw a little dog

his name is happy

well this is me ...

... old ...

I could be a shopkeeper

we'll call 'em ...

she got a six foot pitchfork

I see the wrecking-ball

back over here together

she got me here with or without

she got me coming through the dog door

she got me coming through the dog door

I said pitchfork

oh step-ladders

you oughta walk away

but you can't ...

... stairs

she got me gone back here

but don't sit there

she let me keep the deck-chair

she got me coming through the dog door

she got me coming through the dog door

pitchfork (pitchfork)

crowbar (crowbar)

clawhammer (clawhammer)

hot tar (hot tar)

she got me through her middle name

but she can make it rain

she got a small-town chill

and she's starving in the belly wheel

she got me coming through the dog door

she got me coming through the dog door

pitchfork (pitchfork)

crowbar (crowbar)

clawhammer (clawhammer)

hot tar (hot tar)