Locked in this room

There is nothing we can see

Except for three things we choose

Which are TV, music, & candy

So turn on your television

Turn on (turn on) your stereo

The earth is shifting place

Celebrate!

There will come a day

When all our fears will be washed away

And the cows won't be afraid

Even a Soviet rocket with it's monkey pilot

Can't keep me away!

Until you turn on the television

Turn on (turn on) your stereo

The earth is shifting place

Celebrate! And turn on your television

Turn on (turn on) your stereo

The earth is shifting place

Celebrate!

There will come a day

When all our fears will be washed away

And the swans will swim in our lakes

Even Suddam hussien and his insane brain

Don't make me afraid

Until you turn on the television

Turn on (turn on) your stereo

The earth is shifting place

Celebrate! And turn on your television

Turn on (turn on) your stereo

The earth is shifting place

Celebrate! And turn on your television.

Turn on (turn on) your stereo

The earth is shifting place

Celebrate! Celebrate!

Locked in this room

There is nothing we can see

Except for three things we choose

Which are TV, music, & candy