Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka

You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka

You're an uncle fucka, yes its true

Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka

You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka

You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,

You just fuck your uncle all day long

(fart noises)

Terrance: Hmm!

(fart noises)

(laughing)

(fart)

Dudley Dooright guy: What's going on here?

(fart noises)

People: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh

Fucker fucker uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka fucka

T & P:Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka)

Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka

Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say

Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday

Everyone: (laughing)

People: Uncle fucka... thats

Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle

Fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight...

Phillip: ...Suck my balls!