Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping

When Angel Gabriel appeared..

He said, 'you are to be the virgin mother'

And Mary thought that was weird..

[But she said, 'I'm not a virgin

I sucked a guy last year']

But then Gabriel said to Mary,

'My child, have no fear'

[for you can suck all the dick you want]

And still be a Virgin, Mary..

[you can suck all the dick you want]

And still not be considered flawed..

[cos I know you'd like to play

And suck right through the day]

But you're still still a virgin

In the eyes of god!

There was no room at the Inn

When Mary and Joseph did arrive

They were so very tired, you see

[and they had to have a rest for the night]

She said she had no money

[and she had no place to sleep]

Gabriel appeared to mary

And told her not to weep

[for you can suck all the dick you want]

And still be a Virgin, Mary..

[you can suck all the dick you want]

And still be the mother of Christ..

If there's no room at the inn

then it's not considered a sin

[to suck a dick to get a place to sleep!]

That's right..

And three wisemen did appear

Bearing gifts of myrrh and such..

They said that they had followed a star

And missed a woman's touch..

[she said, this is a tragedy

I can't take them all to bed]

But again Gabriel appeared to her

And this is what he said..

[You can suck all the dick you want]

And still be a Virgin, Mary..

[You can suck all the dick you want of..]

Everyone in the nation

[Fellation aint no sin

So have a dildo three miles in]

And you'll still be a virgin

[to everyone gone down on Christmas!]

[You can suck all the dick you want]

And still be a Virgin, Mary..

[You can take if from the three wise men]

And even the little drummer boy..

Folks will remember your name quick

[for sucking the most of the dick!]

[for sucking dick..]

Brings peace, and love, and joy.

[for sucking dick..]

Brings peace, and love, and joy.

[you can suck my dick]

[laughter]