[Mr Garrison]

Okay children, lets start off with a few new maths problems. What's 5x2?

C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?

[Clyde]

12?

[Mr Garrison]

Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a

complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.

[Kyle]

I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!

[Cartman]

Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!

[Kyle]

Shut up fat boy!

[Cartman]

Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!

[Mr Garrison]

Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?!

[Cartman]

Jew?

[Kyle]

No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you

fuckin' fat ass.

[Mr Garrison]

KYLE!

[Cartman]

Why the fuck not?

[Mr Garrison]

ERIC!

[Stan]

Dude, you just said fuck again!

[Mr Garrison]

STANLEY!

[Kenny]

(muffled) fuck

[Mr Garrison]

KENNY!

[Cartman]

What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[Mr Garrison]

How would you like to go see the school councellor?!

[Cartman]

How would you like to suck my balls?

*big gasp from whole class*

[Mr Garrison]

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!

[Cartman]

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Actually, what I said was,

*pulls out megaphone*

"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!"