Going down to South Park,

gunna have myself a time.

Stan & Kyle:Friendly faces every where,

humble folks without temtation.

Going down to South Park

gunna leave my woes behind

Cartman:Ample parking day or night,

people shouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR!

Headin' up to South Park

gunna see if I can't unwind

Kenny:I like girls with big fat titties,

I like girls with big vaginas!

So come on down to South Park and

meet some friends O' mine!