Theres a bunch of birds in the sky

And some deers just went running by

Oh the snows pure and white

On the earth rich and brown

Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town

The sun is shining and the grass is green

under the three feet of snow i mean

this is a day when its hard to wear a frown

all the happy people stop to say hello

(get outta my way)

Even though the temperatures low

Its a perfect sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town

Well good morning Stan

Mom, can i have eight dollars to see a movie

a movie, but i thought you were going ice skating

but this is gonna be the best movie ever...its a foreign film, from Canada

alright alright here ya go, but be back for supper

thanks mom

Oh what a picture perfect child

just like jesus he's tender and mild

he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown

what an angel with a heart so sweet and sure

and a mind so open and pure

thank god we live in this quiet red-neck mountain town

Hi, is your son home

I think so, HEY (ow) KENNY, WAKE UP

Kenny damnit, come on!(ok mam)

Kenny, the terrance and philippe movie is out, you wanna come?

Where do you think your going

going to the terrance and philippe movie (kenny voice)

You can't! you have ta go to church

but mam (kenny voice)

well fine, go ahead and miss church, AND WHEN YOU DIE AND GO TO HELL YOU CAN ANSWER TO SATAN!

*pause* ok (kenny voice)

you can see your breath hanging in the air

you see homeless people but you just don't care

its a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown

*Kenny sings*

thats right

Its sunday morning in our quiet little white bred red-neck mountain town

Ok Ike, lets try this one more time

*mumble in background*

ready ike? kick the baby

no kick the baby

KICK THE BABY!

Kyle, we're going to the terrance and phillipe movie

OH MY GOD DUDE!

Kyle, whats going on?

Nothing, we're going skating now

Oh, well take your little brother out with you

aw ma, he's not even my real brother, he's adopted

do as i say kyle

ok ok im sorry

look at those frail and fragile boys

it really gets me down

the world is such a rotten place

and city lifes a complete disgrace

thats why i moved to this red-neck mashugunna quiet mountain town

*bells rings*

Maaam, somebodys at the door

Maaam, somebodys at the door i said

Coming hun

ah i can't see the tv

(background) its been six weeks since suddam husain's was killed by a pack of wild bores and the world is still glad to be rid of him

Oh look eric, its your little friends

Cartman!

what are you guys doing here?

Weekend? yes yes!

Off to the movies we shall go

where we learned everything that we know

cause the movies teach us what are parents don't have time to say

and this movie's gonna make our lives complete

cause terrance and phillipe are sweet

(super sweet)

Thank god we live in the quiet little red-neck poe dunk white trash U.S.A

Can i have 5 tickets to terrance and philippe houses of fire please

*pause* NO