Well, Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean old bitch if there ever was a bitch,

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch

On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday, just to be different,

She's a Super-King-Kamehameha Beeyatch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

She's a stupid bitch!

Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's just a dirty bitch!

Kyle's mom...is a...biiiitch! Tchah!