I saw three ships come sailing in

On Christmas day, on Christmas Day..

I saw three ships come sailing in

On Christmas day in the morning.

And what was in the ships, all three?

On Christmas day in the [laughing]

Shut up TURDS!

..was in the ships, all three?

On Christmas day in the morning.

The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [laughing]

On Christmas day, on Christmas day..

The Virgin Mary and [more laughing]

Shut up TURDS!

..and Christ were there

on Christmas day in the morning.

And let us all rejoice amain [laughing]

I thought I told you to SHUT UP!

..all rejoice amain

On Christmas day in the morning.

Shelley is starting to get pissed.. [laughing]

On Christmas day, on Christmas day.. [more laughing]

Shelley got up, and killed them turds.. [laughing]

On Christmas day IN THE MORNING!

[Smashing piano noise]