Well I got a car, ain't got no gas

I got a cheque, but it won't cash

I got a woman, ain't got no class

Well I got a guitar, ain't got no string

I got ten fingers, ain't got no ring

I got a woman, ain't got a thing

Well I got a door, ain't got no key

I got some drums, but ain't got no beat

I got a woman, she ain't so sweet

I got two feet, ain't got no shoes

I got a wagon, ain't got no mule

I got a woman, but she ain't true

Well I got a piano, ain't got no keys

Yes I got a cracker, ain't got no cheese

I got a woman, but she climbs trees

Well I got a woman, yeah I got a woman

Oh, I got a woman