(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)

Those magnificent Twin Ion Engine machines

They blow up-diddly-up-dup,

They're shot down-diddly-own-down!

They smash into each other, and die in each scene

They blow up-diddly-up-dup

They're shot down-diddly-own-down

Up(ting!)

Down(thump)

Flying around!

Out of the hangar, and into the ground!

All(ting!)

the(thump)

Pilots are green,

Those magnificent Twin Ion Engine machines!

They can spin all around with a blasted-off wing!

It must be the helmets- they can't see a thing.

Seinar Fleet Systems have made a mistake,

They made them as tough as a soggy cornflake!

(daaa dun daaa dun da da-da da da)

Those magnificent Twin Ion Engine machines

They blow up-diddly-up-dup

They're shot down-diddly-own-down

They smash into each other, and die in each scene

Those magnificent Twin-

Those magnificent Twin-

Those magnificent Twin Ion ENGINE MACHINES!!!!