(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)

He has bat-wing ears of ridiculous size

and he looks like a duck with detachable eyes

and he's only around for the comic relief

He speaks like a child, and he's only a gungan to me.

He's the galaxy's most irrepressable loser

introduces himself saying "whosa are yousa?"

why Anakin likes him, I really can't see

walks like a cartoon, and he's only a gungan to me

He, makes a fool of himself

always bumbling around

such a brainless reptile.

Oh, I can't figure him out

but I'm not taken in

by that big goofy smile

Our sense of absurd is what's caused all the teasin'

He's a general for no understandable reason

and his own people banished him, 'cause they could see

that he's clumsy, and stupid, he's only a gungan to me.

He, can't take care of himself

if he happened to die

I don't think that I'd mourn.

Oh, I once told Qui-Gon Jinn

my opinion of him

a "pathetic life form"

He fried his own brain while retrieving a tool

he always tries hard to be somebody's fool

and he won't be here in twenty years, I forsee

so I'm hoping like you that he dies in part two,

cause he's only a gungan to me.