I have a story

a bitter anthem

for everyone to hear about

this kid who just don't like me

And that's a solid fact

They say he's hunting me

and as you see

I'm all swelled up with fear

cuz I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan

(If you see Jordan)

He makes me sick

(He makes me sick)

High schools over

(High schools over)

And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down

at Tyler's beach

and man I think that's great

You nearly cried and said

to yell at you

like I do at all the girls

Then you drove home real quick

Did you make it in time to masturbate?

There's one too many of you in this world

If you see Jordan

(If you see Jordan)

He makes me sick

(He makes me sick)

High schools over

(High schools over)

And you still won't quit

You say it's chivalry

Well its jealousy

that led us to this song

Won't play it often

Just at least until you're gone

You'll stop at nothing but the real thing

And everything up to that's pretend

You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan

(If you see Jordan)

He makes me sick

(He makes me sick)

High schools over

(High schools over)

And you still won't quit

Fuck you Jordan

(Fuck you Jordan)

You make me sick,

(You make me sick)

High schools over

(High schools over)

I don't care if you dye your hair

You'll always be a little red head bitch.