Got my Cockburned

Can-con pariah

No RushTwain not Mark

That′s Shania

This alphebetized list you can easily soak in

It's Tragically Hipless

The Social Scene′s broken

A is Arcade Fire, they live in New Orleans

B is Barenaked Ladies, teach us what bore means

C is Celine who's so cheesy but sings good

D is for Drake, guess he lives like old kings would

E is Esmerine, what's the genre there, who knows

F is for Feist, rich and wins all the Junos

G is for Gord, either Downey or Lightfoot

H is for Hedley, date rape drugs they might put

Date rape drugs they might put

I is for Indie Intellectual (Pseudo)

J is for Justin, that′s Bieber, not Trudeau

K is for K′naan, sorry K-os, you're bacon

L is for Leonard, cause C for Cohen was taken

M is for Murray, that′s Lightburn or Anne

N is for the Nickelback you get from Soundscan

O is O Canada, our anthem so catchy

P is P. Watson, sang falsetto till his voice got a little scratchy

Q is that music show that everyone shits on

R is Randy Bachman, he once had that hit song

S is for Socalled, slept on by Factor

T is for Tanya. Tanya Tagaq (Ter)

U is Uzeb who once ruled a scene

V is the Vigne in Avril Lavigne

W is Weeknd, what he cut the dreds for

Y is for Young, who made Zuma, which Zed's for

Robbie Robertson Rob Robbie Robertson

Got my Cockburned

Can-con pariah

No Rush

Twain not Mark

That′s Shania

This alphebetized list you can easily soak in

It's Tragically Hipless

The Social Scene′s broken