Good evening ladies and gentlemen

"Let′s describe a certain female"

Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy

It's getting, it′s getting, it's getting kind of heavy

Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy

It's getting, it′s getting, it′s getting kind of heavy

Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy

It's getting, it′s getting, it's getting kind of heavy

It all goes back, to ′85

When I start getting pussy every day of my life

It really didn't matter what the bitch look like

I remember one night, after the Sugar Ray fight

Wouldn′t you believe it, Dogg like a retriever

I went up in this big fat bitch named Treva

She had a best friend with titties named Vanessa

She told me to undress her, yes sir

Ain't no pressure, later that semester

She put me down with her home girl name Tanisha

She was so vicious, lips so luscious

Suck a nigga dick and have it shining like some dishes

Patricia, Patricia, she love the way I stick her

I take her to the movies and now, she eat the dick up

Big bucks, no whammies

I had to meet this white bitch, her name was Tammy

She lived in the Valley, she couldn't understand me

But she let me dig out, her home girl named Brandi

Now Brandi was a cute little thick bitch

She moved to the hood from the 206

She brought some new tricks, flipping them squirrels

And the pearls, and turning out the neighbourhood little girls

And I seen that, so I peep the game

So I put her down, bottom bitch on my team

And we began making, breaking bitches taking

Whatever we want, see she want with the faking

It′s real in the field, no mistaking

And crack the little bitch, yeah she Jamaican

Time and time again she would bring me bud

And let me beat it up, listening to "One Love"

Off some jerk chicken, I got mo′ bitches

Now I'm fucking her sister it′s getting real suspicious

But the dick is good, so they won't tell

And now they next door neighbour, Clarissa Bell

She been looking at me, I think she wanna hit

But I′ma holla back, cause I'm on another bitch

I′m on some other shit, I got a phone call

From the mother fucking president y'all

He said, "Snoop Dogg", how could I fuck a bitch

And make her suck a dick and not get caught for the fuck of it?"

I called and look here, this what you do

Make the First Lady sell a little pussy for you

I think he got it, cause he left fast

He left his daughters, and a lot of cash

Well what do ya know, D-O-double-G

Major pimping, out in D.C.

And I'm a young pimp, got a lot of growing left

And you′s a young hoe with a lot of hoeing left

Always keep a hoe in check, blowing us a train wreck

Yeah, I might have to go in depth

See every little hoe I met

They′re stand outs, you know the ones like Yvette

We fucked in the car, behind a bar

I shot it in her face and it went "Ah"

My home boy Charles

Went up in his sister, behind the garage

I was menace, I was freaky, I was sick

When y'all was trying to hump, I was teaching them to suck dick

Always trying to go up in a hoe

Got caught trying to fuck in school, they asked me what I did it fo′

You know just what I told her?

I love pussy, and this dick is what I showed her!

And now they threw me out, now I'm at the pad

I′m at a new school, way cool

New hoes, new script, fresh fish

Walk up in the room and I bust a new bitch

I'm in some new tail, wanna holla back

But for now let me holla back Impala black

She′s a 12th grader, in my science class

And I done seen the pussy, yeah boy I'm moving fast

See I was taught by, and I was taught I

Better move on something fast if I thought I

Could claim a dame, or game her brain

Or tame a man, not with the same old game

See on some different stuff, I'm a different cut

It′s what I say and do to make the bitch give it up

Oh, you wanna brag? I wanna brag too

Now what you goin′ do, when they ask you

Is you goin' tell a lie, or you goin′ keep it G

Or you goin' hold it all inside or you goin′ tell on me?

Shit it's all cool, cause it was all good

It′s just another day in Doggy Dogg's neighbourhood

You better watch your girl, cause if she on the loose

It's a 90 percent chance she goin′ get pimp juice

Now what it do, what it is

Now you living with that hoe and y′all got fo' kids

Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy

It′s getting, it's getting kind of heavy

Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy

It′s getting, it's getting kind of heavy

Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy

It′s getting, it's getting kind of heavy