Had a gaggle of friends in high school

I know none of them now

Cleared my memory of them

Here's what I heard through the rumour mill

'so and so's' a lawyer

'you know who's' a nurse

'what's his name' got murdered

Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse

The one 'voted most likeley to succeed'

now works at Dairy Queen

The jock that used to beat me up daily

now sells his ass to men for money

Me, I play in a punk rock band

Don't see it as a fault

I may not be the richest

but I'm doing what I want