Pulled a muscle

Popped a joint

My useless body

is falling apart

I used to be limber

I used to have finesse

Now I'm just a pencil neck

But it wasn't always this way

I remember way back in the day

I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel

Coming off the unever bars

Saw my chiropractor

My questions he did answer

Said I better take care

Better get some MediCare

I'm not getting younger

so said my doctor

I'm no spring chicken pigeon

But it wasn't always this way

I remember way back in the day

I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel

Doing her floor exercise routine