You just give me

Bridesmaids' gimmicks

There's a glace cherry

On your wedding cake

Your ex-boyfriend's crying

In the background

Hiding behind

The easter candle

Glasgow italian ice cream family

Makes you feel better in the rain

Driving around in a musical van

Helps you hide the pain

I wish I could be home for easter

To light the votive candle

But all I do is paint my toes

This family's too hard to handle

You just give me

Bridesmaids' gimmicks

Silver tin foil and ribbons and lace

Confetti and painted faces