Give Me a Young Man

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Well I was looking round and checking out my very best friends

Seems that they'd all taken up with the young young men...

Seems that when you reach around middle age

You don't want a final chapter, you want to write another page...

I need a young man, to drive away my middle-age blues

Well seems like men my age are all married, boring or tied

You got to find a young man if you want to feel desired...

Now some of my friends is worried 'bout what people may say,

I say age ain't nothin' but a number the good lord made it that way...

I need a young man, to drive away my middle-age blues

You know he can get it up and he can get on down

He'll help you do the dishes, take you out on the town...

He'll let you navigate cause he ain't worried 'bout seniority

You can tell him where to put it, keeping you happy is his priority

I need a young, young man,

I need a young, young man,

I need a young, young man, to drive away my middle-age blues

Well i'll forget about my arthritis, my backache, my lumbago

That young man makes me tango at the horizontal disco

I'm cleaning out my closet, I'm no longer sentimental

Forget about experience, I'd rather have potential

A young man to drive away my middle age blues

Well, I don't need no reefer, I don't need no cocaine

All I need is a young man to drive me insane...

I'm throwing away my dustmop, got a brand new vacuum cleaner...

I'm no longer taken for granted, my young man's sexy but sweeter...

A young, young man, to drive away my middle-age blues

An old woman don't yell

An old woman don't tell

An old woman don't swell

An she's grateful as hell

I need a young, young man,

I need a young, young man,

I need a young, young man, to drive away my middle-age blues

Solos

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An old woman don't yell

An old woman don&