Just the other day my

emotional chip was delivered to me

The time was right to explore

a human mystery

I went to a bar, found a nice little piece

her voice was soft she said, "How do you like these?"

Before I knew what to say

she started to act in a very strange way!

I don't know what she's doing to me

Is it a kiss? Is it supposed to be?

I wasn't programmed for this, you see

I only know it in theory

What is she doing with her hand

I can't understand her talk about "being a man"

By a coincidence, she had a room

on the second floor

We went upstairs and got undressed

then she asked, "Have you done it before?"

I can't lie so I said "No,

but I hope that you're willing to show"

"I'll do anything as long as you pay"

Then she started to act in another strange way!

I don't know what she's doing to me

Is it a kiss? Is it supposed to be?

I wasn't programmed for this, you see

I only know it in theory

Are those games really necessary

to reach the final goal?!

I don't know what she's doing to me

Is it a kiss that it's supposed to be

I wasn't programmed for this, you see

I only know it in theory