What becomes a legend most?

I'll let you think about it,

Space ghost coast-to-coast.

While I give thanks today

For all the things I stole

And all the things I gave away

You make experiment, you try to

Teach a lesson and then take a stand

A fake handshake don't make no man

I don't know, about a year ago or so

I must have made you up in my head

What did I base you on?

Was it a broadway show I saw?

A hot new book I read?

Half-baked you come at me

You know I told you not to call here no more.

The new best friend, the olde headboard.

Yo no comprendo, mi amour

Oh no, yo no comprendo.

The new best friend, the olde headboard

Where'd you get the dumb idea

For all the secretive plutonic dating?

I have experience

In the love and the lives

Of man and machines

Yo no comprendo, mi amour

Oh no, yo no comprendo.

The new best friend, the olde headboard

What becomes a legend most?

The love and lives of man and machine

Olde headboard

The love and lives of man and machine

Olde headboard