I was guardin′ the point at some dusty old joint

My trusty dispenser nearby

But along came a rocket when I couldn't block itAnd I knew that soldier must die

So I gave his big noggin′ a serious floggin

Then put a round in his rear end!

And now he's digestin' without his intestines

Cause engineers weren′t his friend

The wrench is his scythe! He′s a herald of doom!

The Gorge is a grave and the two Fort's a tomb

It′s too late to duck if you heard it go boom!

But Engineers are your friend

There! Now you feel more relaxed

Chim eeh

Well, pirates seems to be enjoying it

Heavy fonts happy songs

Fine, fine

Hhu! let's see

I had me a chum who would chug too much rum

Then go blow the place up, as kids do

But I realized one night as he vanished from sight

That ol′ Tavish was workin' for BLU

When I saw I′d been tricked, I was pretty dang ticked

And my fists, well, they started to clench

And he screamed and he bled when I took off his head

With the business end of this here wrench

The blood runs like rivers when I come around

I'll blow you to slivers all over the ground!

We'll bash you and beat you until we de-feet you

But Engineers are your friend

At last there′s an improvement

Do all these stories end in a war crime?

Alright bunch of ladies, what the heck do you want to hear about?

No! well that is much strong though

You tell me you never had a girlfriend?

Well; there was one

Her name was Katrina, and if she had seen ya

You would prob′bly be dead in a box

She was little and cute, but hot dog, she could shoot

Like a drop-dead'n, three-legged fox!

She died from a sapper, but I couldn′t scrap her

So Trina got made a new twin

And her new baby sister, she miserably missed her

But never missed no one again

And I'd smile and strum on my blood-stained guitar

While no-scoping scumbags both near and afar

We′ll blow all your brains out, whoever you are!

Me and all of my friends

So don't be afraid to come sit by my fire

And toast up a wiener or two

But if you double cross me, then things will get saucy

And I′ll blow a big hole straight through you

We'll massacre Medics and skin every Scout!

We'll hang every heavy and gouge their eyes out!

I′d kill this whole crew, but it ain′t wearing blue

Oh, Engineers are your friend!