A mysterious package arrived at my door

Inside was a game I′d never heard of before

It looked pretty dated, but since it was freeI booted up my ancient Hewlett Packard PC

I put in the disc

It started to run

Then braced myself for educational fun

"Welcome to Baldi's Basics

In education and learning"

All I need is seven notebooks

To break out of this game

Trapped inside of Baldi′s Basics

And Baldi's pretty unnerving

"I hear every door you open"

I dared not doubt his claim

I found the next notebook on a desk before long

"I get more angry each time you answer wrong"

The numbers were jumbled, indiscernibly math

I knew from the smacking, I'd incurred Baldi′s wrath

Out in the hall, I heard a loud crack

Baldi was there, and he was on the attack

Can′t escape from Baldi's Basics

I can′t get past, it's a bully

"Gonna take a piece of your candy"

Now I′m as good as dead

Let me out of Baldi's Basics

For love of all that is holy

Should′ve lit this game on fire

And gone right back to bed

"I am coming! I see you!"

What the fudge does this thing do?

It closed in fast and cornered me

"I'll hug you for eternity!"

A student named Play Time appeared in my way

She pulled our her jump rope and said, "Let's play!"

I tried to escape, but Baldi burst through the door

So, I began skipping rope as I had never before

One, two...

Oops, you messed up!

One, two...

Oops, you messed up!

One, two...

Three, four...

Aw, that makes me sad

"It′s sweepin′ time!"

I ran like the wind, and heard the Principal call

As I dashed through the doorway

"No running in the halls"

His finger was pointed, his expression quite stern

"Detention for you", he said

"When will you learn?"

The timer ticked down

The smacking drew near

Two seconds more before Baldi'd be here

Out of time in Baldi′s Basics

And Baldi's one step behind me

Only missing one more notebook

But sweeping time appeared (gotta sweep, sweep, sweep)

No way out of Baldi′s Basics

And Baldi's certain to find me

Can′t escape, or use the soda

And there ain't no notebook here