Damn all these motherfuckers are here

Can you believe this shit?

All these motherfuckers claimin' to be R. Kelly

What they don't know is I'm R. Kelly

Look at that motherfucker over there

He ain't even got a gold teeth

What the fuck is he tryna pull

I don't know

(I'm R. Kelly, I'm R. Kelly)

Okay now will the real R. Kelly please stand up

That's what I'm talkin' bout

Nigga you ain't no R. Kelly

*sounds of chaotic crowd