People say, like, "You know, you got a daughter now and a son"

"And don′t you wanna make you know"

"Music that can help people and change the world?"And I said, "You know"

"That's what I-I′m gonna dedicate my life to that"

Now, you know? That's why I got to make records like this

(I've warned you about women)

(They′re just going to make you unhappy and ruin your life)

(Grotesque music)

Yabba, dabba, dabba, doo

Yabba, dabba, dabba, doo

(What would any girl want you for?)

(Face facts, son, you′re not good looking, you're fa, you′re fat)

(You're fat)

You′re such a cunt, mom

(Even as a little boy nobody liked you)

My dick is a biblical plague, spitting frogs and locusts

I'm like supercalifragi fuck it, bitch suck on my gross dick

My cock′s deadly, that's the medical prognosis

Doctors could use my semen as bug spray to kill roaches

I've been the world′s grossest since Hall and Oates wrote

Hits with more ferocious explosions than rollin′ with Golan Globus

I explode noses, the backhand break faces

All you pussy millennials better hide in your safe spaces

I'm an anarchist, bitch, I live for pandemonium

I urinate sulfuric acid and I shit plutonium

Sing to the chick, trickin′ the trick, I'm fingerin′ it

Lickin' the clit, givin′ it a fit

Hit it with a brick, stick it with the dick

I'm slicker than Rick, go

The dirty dick derelict, foul mouth rhetoric

Welcome to my world, bitch (Bitch)

Every chick that I stick, the bottom of the slime pit

Welcome to my world, bitch (Welcome to my world, bitch)

The big titty snorkeler, the pimp pussy auctioner

Welcome to my world, bitch (Bitch)

Thumbs up, Henry Winkler, the sick clit tingler

Welcome to my world, bitch (My world, bitch)

Please go away (Yabba, dabba)

(Dabba, doo) Please, please, (Yabba, dabba) please

Please, please, please go away

One day, a fine-as-wine high-class dime had appeared

She said she was an actress looking to start a career

So then I lied and told her that I was Lars von Trier

Now get your ass in here and have a beer, I grabbed the rear

I started rappin' in her ear and told her I was Slug from Atmosphere

And when I said that, she swung from my dick like a chandelier

She had a longer vagina wall than the Great China Wall

I cleaned the dirty pussy with a washcloth and Lysol

The fish was more enormous than the Great White Whale Orca

If the Statue of Liberty had a pussy it′d be smaller

It was the giant mother of all twats

Her pussy lips looked like the

Blankets they used to give Indians smallpox

I sucked on the slob′s tits, started givin' her twat licks

But her pussy was more hairier than Chewbacca′s armpits

An STD came to get me riding on a Jet Ski

When she squirted, it's like the water parted in the Red Sea

The lyrics might sound misogynist

But the crabs inside her vagina were

Stage divin′ and jumpin' in moshpits

More insects than flypaper, pussy size of a skyscraper

She uses NASA′s space rockets as a vibrator, that's my word

The clit was the Titanic iceberg

So I licked it till it melted and the climax occurred

And the vaginal warts on the cunt started beatboxin', ugh

Fuck it, keep the beat droppin′, I′ma keep rockin'

I make the cunt cum fast, I piss nails and upchuck glass

I toss the moon at the Earth and make the Sun crash

I drink cyanide milkshakes, and I snort mustard gas

Fuck it, I ruptured the cunt, and then I sucked the slut′s ass

9 months later, the Earth shook and the bedroom collapsed

She gave birth, a pterodactyl egg fell out of her snatch

And when it hatched, the dinosaur baby started kickin' raps

The pussy spit out turntables, and the baby began to scratch, go

Please, please, please, please, please

Please, please, please, please, please

Please, please go away

(Yabba, dabba, dabba, doo)

(Yabba, dabba, dabba, doo)

The dirty dick derelict, foul mouth rhetoric

Welcome to my world, bitch (Bitch)

Every chick that I stick, the bottom of the slime pit

Welcome to my world, bitch (Welcome to my world, bitch)

The raw dog, lumpy dick, quick to stick an ugly chick

Welcome to my world, bitch (Bitch)

Finger fuck a feminist, these cumshots never miss

Welcome to my world, bitch (Welcome to my world, bitch)

Please go aw, please go, please go away

(I′ll go away, but I'll see you again)