Actually, um, I′m not sure where I come in but it doesn't matter, huh?

To the person who called me an old hag, flopYou need to stream my whole catalog

Tell me why these fussy bitches just lack love

It has to stop

If I wasn′t so deep in love with myself

You might've fucked my whole day up as well

No, you didn't think you would get a reply

Darling, I′ll give you a piece of my mind

If I had a dick, I would definitely fuck myself

I don′t need a dick and I definitely don't need your help

Try to get a grip, go outside, baby, touch some grass

Once you figure out how to love yourself, come on back

Yeah, come on back

And try again, my friend

You just probably woke up with really bad breath today

Someone stupid cut you off on the highway

Something tells me that you never felt truly safe

And that′s okay

'Cause I wasn′t always this chill and refined

I still say stupid shit all of the time

All that I'm saying is you′ve got a choice

I hope you can feel all this love in my voice

If I had a dick, I would definitely fuck myself

I don't need a dick and I definitely don't need your help (don′t need your help)

Try to get a grip, go outside, baby, touch some grass

Once you figure out how to love yourself, come on back

While you were focusing on talking shit and bringing me down (bringing me down)

I was just thinking ′bout how magical you could be if you (if you) were in your power

If I had a dick, I would definitely fuck myself (myself)

I don't need a dick and I definitely don′t need your help (don't need help)

Try to get a grip, go outside, baby, touch some grass

Once you figure out how to love yourself, come on back

Come on back

Try again

Oh, ooh, woah, woah, woah, woah

Try again, my friend