Weird goings-on at the County Jail

Prisoners reading the sheriff's mail

He's strapped down to a swivel chair

trying to swivel right out of there

Pin-striped Sweet's in Cell 15

Convinced his self it's all a dream

He's got a pet black tabby cat

that carries a gun and wears a Stetson hat

The door flies open, in strides Geek

Looking like the front page of Newsweek

He says to Lou in a voice of glee,

'What's the matter, ain't you glad to see me?'

Lou's on the floor 'cause he can't stand up

as green as a leaf in a tea-cup

When on to Geek's back jumps a Stetson-hatted cat

Which breaks Geek's neck like he was a rat

Long gone Geek!