Chauffeur take me dancing where everyone is groovy

Make it like a movie, uh, oh

Champagne say my name all the waiters in tuxedos serving pretty people

Well I never got to go to prom

Never wore the pink chiffon

Take me to the rapture ball where everyone is beautiful

This is the best bang since the big one

Everybody′s in love, dancing with their eyes shut

This is the best bang since the big one

Touch me, with your white glove

Cover me in gold dust

The best bang since the big one

The best bang since the big one

The best bang since the big one

Ball gown, platinum crown

Lining all the limousines up

Love to cause a scene, yup, uh, oh

Gold chains, diamond rings

Look at all the glitterati

I must be someone important now

Never got to go to prom

Never wore the pink chiffon

Take me to the rapture ball where everyone is beautiful

This is the best bang since the big one

Everybody's in love, dancing with their eyes shut

This is the best bang since the big one

Touch me, with your white glove

Cover me in gold dust

The best bang since the big one

The best bang since the big one

The best bang since the big one

The best bang since the big one

The best bang since the big one

The best bang since the big one