You know, I know that you don′t really hate me

But I suppose that I probably irritate you

And furthermore, I know that I can't relate to youI′ll say I'm sorry in advance for all of my hyperbole

Don't waste your time on me

Don′t waste your time on me

And you know, I really, really, really care for you

But I see lately you′re a little absentee

I'm sure that you have had your fair share, your fair share of me

So why do you come here lately, after all that we′ve been through?

Don't waste my time on you

Don′t waste my time on you

It's Nomatterday, here we go again

Necromancers bending to and fro

Feels like a Saturday

That never seems to end

Feast of burden that-away

Beast of famine that-away

Easter bunny that-away

I said hey-ey-ey-ey

Don′t piss in the fountain

I said whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Don't piss in the fountain

I said hey-ey-ey-ey

Don't piss in the fountain

I said whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Don′t piss in the fountain

It′s Nomatterday, I call up all my friends

And we go dancing at the show

But when the spirits call

It's all shenanigans

Feast of burden that-away

Beast of famine that-away

Easter bunny that-away

I said hey-ey-ey-ey

Don′t piss in the fountain

I said whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Don't piss in the fountain

I said hey-ey-ey-ey

Don′t piss in the fountain

I said whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Don't piss in the fountain

I said hey

I said whoa

I said hey

I said whoa