Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg

He won it in the war

In nineteen forty four

Corporal Clegg had a medal too

In orange, red and blue

He found it in the zoo

Dear, oh dear, oh

Are they really sad for me?

Dear, oh dear, oh

Will they really laugh at me?

Missus Clegg, you must be proud of him

Missus Clegg, another drop of gin

Corporal Clegg, umbrella in the rain

He's never been the same

No one is to blame

Corporal Clegg recieved his medal in a dream

From her Majesty, the Queen

His boots were very clean

Missus Clegg, you must be proud of him

Missus Clegg, another drop of gin?

Corporal Clegg

Corporal Clegg

All right men -- in you go!

Corporal Clegg