Oh, you should have seen me with the poker man

I had no money and I bet a grand

Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand

I was talking to an Eskimo

Said he was hoping for a fall of snow

When up popped a sea lion ready to go

Let′s go, let's go, let′s go, let's go

Down to Junior's farm where I wanna lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let′s go

Take me down to Junior′s farm

Take me down, Jimmy

At the Houses of Parliament

Ev'rybody′s talking 'bout the President

We all chipped in for a bag of cement

Olly Hardy should have had more sense

He bought a gee-gee and he jumped the fence

All for the sake of a couple of pence

Let′s go, let's go, let′s go, let's go

Down to Junior's farm where I wanna lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let′s go

Take me down to Junior′s farm

Let's go, let′s go

Down to Junior's farm where I wanna lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let′s go

Take me down to Junior's farm

Everybody tag along

I took my bag into a grocer′s store

The price is higher than the time before

Old man asked me why is it more

I said, You should have seen me with the poker man

I had no money and I bet a grand

Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand

Let's go, let's go, let′s go, let′s go

Down to Junior's farm where I wanna lay low (down to Junior′s farm)

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior′s farm (down to Junior's farm)

Let′s go, let's go

Down to Junior's farm where I wanna lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let′s go

Take me down to Junior′s farm (down to Junior's farm)

Everybody tag along (oughta tag along)

Take me down to Junior′s farm

Right now

Take me back

Take me back

I wanna go back

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah