Goin' home, late last night

suddenly I got a fright

Yeah I looked throughout the window and surprised what I saw

Fairy boots were dancing' with a dwarf, all right now!

Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies

Yeah Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, well all right now!

So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me

he said "Son, son, you've gone too far.

'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do."