if i die before i wake

at least in heaven i can skate

cause right now on earth i can't do jack

without the man up on my back

now heaven would be a dj just spinnin' up all night long

and heaven would be just kickin' back with jesus packing my bong

and if you don't believe in jesus, mahomad or budda too

and while the world is warin' we just sit back and laugh at you

singin'

if i die before i wake

at least in heaven i can skate

cause right now on earth i can't do jack

without the man up on my back

now when most people think of heaven,

they see those pearly gates

but i looked a little closer and theres a sign that says "do not skate"

so if you wanna come to my heaven

well we all gonna have a ball

and everyone you know is welcome

cause we got no gates or walls

singin'

if i die before i wake

at least in heaven i can skate

cause right now on earth i can't do shit

without the man fuckin' with it

then i got up to the gate

they pulled out list that i've been callin' fake

"i'm sorry friend you can't come in

you gotta list here that doesn't end"

you're mad because i smoked dope

ain't teachin' any classes in how to cope

i find a place to rest my head

i'd rather be alone now that i'm dead