Rippin' up the furniture,

Slashin' at the walls

Chasin' down that bastard,

Racin' through the halls

I know he hears me comin'

With my crankin' power saw

But if I can't have that man

No one will have him at all...

You know you drove me crazy

When you left me on that night

Because of some quarrel,

Because of some fight

I begged and I pleaded

For you to come home

But you were with some sleazeball and

I stayed home alone

You hurt me once too often

This I can't ignore

I'm gonna bring home my chainsaw and

Rip down your door

I've been watching Oprah and

She told me what to do

I'm gonna cut off your gonads and

Make some kind of stew

I'm one mean chick

With my cuttin' machine

Just hopin' I don't run out of gasoline

I swear I'll get that man and

I'll tear him apart

That way I'll always have

A piece of his heart