If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

Cause right now on Earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a DJ

spinnin' dub all night long

And heaven would be just kickin' back

with Jesus packing my bong

And if you don't believe in Jesus

then Muhammad or Buddah too

And while the world is warring

we just sit back and laugh at you

Singing

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of heaven

they see those pearly gates

But I looked a little closer

and there's a sign that says 'do not skate'

So if you wanna come to my heaven

well we all gonna have a ball

And every one you know is welcome

cause we got no gates or walls

Singing

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

Cause right now on earth I can't do shit

Without the man fuckin' with it

Then I got to the gate

Pulled out a list that I'd been callin fate

I'm sorry friend you can't come in

You got a list here that doesn't end

You're mad cause I smoke dope

You teachin' any classes in how to cope

I'll find a place to rest my head

I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead

Like Christian Hossoi way back in '87

We'll be bustin Christ air's until we get to heaven

Think I really care that I missed biology

Got my education in stale fishology

With all your rules you got to chill

I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill

Gonna twist out cause I got the skills

Gonna twist out cause I got the skills

Got the skills

Got the skills

Got the skills

Got the skills

Heaven-heh-heh-heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man upon my back

Heaven is a halfpipe

Singing