[obie trice]

can we re- can we re-enact biggies song?

c-can you shit on me?

i just want you to shit on me

[hook - eminem (singing)]

hey lady, hey darlin, hey baby

im sorry but i cant be your boyfriend

if you toy with my motherfuckin emotions

ill kill you

bitch im fuckin

for real ill make you suffer like i suffered

if you fuck me then ill make you fall in love

[in the background of hook]

hey lady, hey lady

i dont think you really wanna be my girl

(be my girl, be my girl, be my girl)

fuckin with me can be dangerous (dangerous, dangerous)

you never know what i really (be like, be like)

(be like, be like, im your type)

(and might even get a little bit crazy)

[obie trice]

baby im extra large (huge) in magnitude

and magnums to lubrication that i use

to chose which hole on a hoe i abuse (yes)

have em confused, cant tell who is who

when i fuck the shit out you, then the next date (bitch)

i rush the shit out you off my two-way (ooh wait)

you wanna cuddle, emotional hustle up on Pocono's

poke ya nose in and outta obie's own

no, im in and out your home

and this in and out your tone

i aint the nigga that settles em down

put em in nice homes and floss em around (nah)

i bounce em around

camcord the sex and sell em around town

how that sound?

if i was in love witcha, now you wanna clown

fuck with them clowns until i pound on your crown

bust a few rounds and the cops come and get me

bad mouth a nigga just to convince a jury

you dont want it with me, you just horny as me

you want a nut, nuttin but what is you be

[eminem]

i'm internationally known but baby actually

there are a few people who know how i am naturally

all you know is that i can act irrationally

when you shove a puppet up in my face on national TV

so they label me this crazed, looney, rap bully, but truthfully

that aint the truth, and if you believe that shit

then you'll believe anything's true

and you're too stupid to ever get to know me personally

but personally, that actually works for me

cuz the last thing i need's a string attached to me

ima bachelor, bitch and i aint in no fast fury

to run out and find a new mrs mathers

cuz see, technically, me and kim aint back fully

but we do still make booty calls occasionally

but be damned if i end up back in that pad

and we end up back at that god damn tavern

and havin another deja vu, we seein security

pass my pussy around like its ja rule's jewelry

i got news for you bitch, your new curfew's early

you aint home by 2:30 (gunshot)

[hook - eminem (singing)]

hey lady, hey darlin, hey baby

im sorry but i cant be your boyfriend

if you toy with my motherfuckin emotions

ill kill you

bitch im fuckin

for real ill make you suffer like i suffered

if you fuck me then ill make you fall in love

[in the background of hook]

hey lady, hey lady

i dont think you really wanna be my girl

(be my girl, be my girl, be my girl)

fuckin with me can be dangerous (dangerous, dangerous)

you never know what i really (be like, be like)

(be like, be like, im your type)

(and might even get a little bit crazy)

[obie trice]

see you lookin at the life, you lookin at the lights (lights)

you lookin at the ice (ice) you aint lookin at the trice (right)

you should look at some advice when i see he aint nice (nope_

despite the fact you think you the feisty type

o love to fight (uh) i love the drama (yeah)

love when my bitch get to cussin out yolanda (fuck you bitch)

find the obie condom on the counter

swingin her weave, cant breathe like i cant believe

least i aint deceive and try to mislead

and sell a dream just to getr you on my team

i cam clean to keep down the beef

keep down my reach, you can keep all your teeth

[eminem]

what we do under the covers should stay under the convers

and the two of us and we aint gotta be news coverage

on the front page cover of "buzz's new lovers"

and this is when the bitch got to showin truw colors

cuz the truth of it, everything that i do's public

and you'd love it if you coudl run and tell all your friends

guess who you just screwed, assume me and you've done it

and say that you was rubbered and show em the proof of it

but i guess its do unto others as you'd have em do unto you

but you better be careful of who you're doin it to

cuz you never know when the shoe

could end up on the other foot and it backfires on you

cuz you think you want it then you want me, then you get me

then you got me and you're fucked cuz you'll be stuck with me

for the rest of your life cuz if i get attached to you

we'll be joined at the hip, ill be so latched to you

you'll be walkin out the house and run up and tackle you

chain your ass up to the bed and shackle you

you dont think you're leavin this house in that, do you?

not till i brand my name in your ass and tattoo you

and have you walkin out this bitch in turtleneck sweaters

scarves and full leathers in 90 degree weather

front on me? never

cuz we gonna be together forever

right bitch? (gun cock)

right bitch? (gun cock, shot)

[hook - eminem (singing)]

hey lady, hey darlin, hey baby

im sorry but i cant be your boyfriend

if you toy with my motherfuckin emotions

ill kill you

bitch im fuckin

for real ill make you suffer like i suffered

if you fuck me then ill make you fall in love

[in the background of hook]

hey lady, hey lady

i dont think you really wanna be my girl

(be my girl, be my girl, be my girl)

fuckin with me can be dangerous (dangerous, dangerous)

you never know what i really (be like, be like)

(be like, be like, im your type)

(and might even get a little bit crazy)

(fall in love) (crazy)

(fall in love) (crazy)

(fall in love) (crazy)