I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

See how they run Iike pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, You beer naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Mister city policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Expert textpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied, I'm crying

Semolina pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

G'goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, goo

Listen Up (6:39)

Written By Noel Gallagher Published by Creation Songs Ltd / Sony Music Publishing

Listen up

What's the time said today

I'm gonna speak my mind

Take me up

To the top of the world

I wanna see my crime

Day by day

There's a man in a suit

Who's gonna make you pay

For the thoughts

That you think and the words

They won't let you say

One fine day

Gonna leave you all behind

It wouldn't be so bad

If I had more time

Sailing down a river alone

I've been trying to find

My way back home

But I don't believe in magic

Life is automatic But I don't mind being on my own

No, I don't mind being on my own

(Repeat from top)

Sailing down a river alone

I've been trying to find

My way back home

But I don't believe in magic

Life is automatic

But I don't mind being on my own

I said that I don't mind

Being on my own

No, I don't mind being on my own

I said I don't mind being on my own