Mom and dad went to a show

droped me off a Grandpa Joe's

I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no

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Grandma take me home

I wanna be alone

Had to eat my dinner there

had mashed potato's and stuff like that

couldnt chew my meat too good

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said why don't you stop your crying

go outside and ride your bike

thats what i did, i killed my toes

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after dinner, i had ice cream

fell asleep, and watched tv

woke up in my mother's arms

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