Friday nights, I′m thinking house party, don't want to dress up (no)

And I do need to hit the gym, I can do a press-up (I can do)

Walking out on the high street, nobody can mess upThe bop in my step, I′m alright, let's get up

Then everything all switched up, I was feeling all mixed up

The rain started pouring down, this weather needs to fix up

And my jumper's wet, and my hair′s a mess

And my phone′s gone dead, I didn't see your text

Keep myself in check, but I′m never feeling sorry

For myself until I got splashed by a passing lorry (fuck sake)

It's gonna be one mad day, Pete Tong

But I wouldn′t have it any other way

Man, it's one of them days wherе it′s all going wrong

I pick up the phone and the battеry's gone Pete Tong (Tong)

It's all gone Pete Tong

I don′t even wanna talk no more, it′s gone Pete Tong

Man, it's one of them days where it′s all going wrong

I pick up the phone and the battery's gone Pete Tong (Tong)

It′s all gone Pete Tong

I don't even wanna talk no more, it′s gone Pete Tong

It's a Friday night and everybody's moving mad

You said, "My parents are off and there′s no one in my flat"

And now there′s 68 people jumping on the couch

Watch your mouth, stressing out, people fucking up the house

There's a knock at the door and she′s stressed, "Who's that?"

Someone kicked in the door and I think it was her dad

Had his face bright red, he′s vexed, he didn't want to chat

And at the top of his lungs, he shouted, "Everybody out"

I′m in the bathroom, loving it, I throw up on the mat

And I think I broke a sink and I nearly broke the tap

I saw her dad and he saw me and now I'm running out the back

I got my phone out of charge and I need to call a cab (brr)

Looked up from the back seat and I can't believe, I swear

It′s that same taxi driver that I bumped for his fare

He′s like, "You again? You rascal, you ain't going nowhere"

Man, it′s one of them days where I think I've had a mare

Man, it′s one of them days where it's all going wrong

I pick up the phone and the battery′s gone Pete Tong (Tong)

It's all gone Pete Tong

I don't even wanna talk no more, it′s gone Pete Tong

Man, it′s one of them days where it's all going wrong

I pick up the phone and the battery′s gone Pete Tong (Tong)

It's all gone Pete Tong

I don′t even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong

(I am Pete Tong)

(I am Pete Tong)

(I am Pete Tong)

(I am Pete Tong)

(I am Pete Tong)

(I am Pete Tong)

(I am Pete Tong)

(I am Pete Tong)

Man, it′s one of them days where it's all going wrong

I pick up the phone and the battery's gone Pete Tong (Tong)

It′s all gone Pete Tong

I don′t even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong

Man, it′s one of them days where it's all going wrong

I pick up the phone and the battery′s gone Pete Tong (Tong)

It's all gone Pete Tong

I don′t even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong