(Joe Ricardel, Redd Evans)

I don't want French fried potatoes,

Red ripe tomatoes,

I'm never satisfied.

I want the frim fram sauce with the Ausen fay

With chafafa on the side.

I don't want pork chops and bacon,

That won't awaken

My appetite inside.

I want the frim fram sauce with the Ausen fay

With chafafa on the side.

Now a persons really got to eat

And a person should eat right.

Five will get you ten

I'm gonna feed myself right tonight.

I don't want fish cakes and rye bread,

You heard what I said.

Waiter, please serve mine fried

I want the frim fram sauce with the Ausen fay

With chafafa on the side.

~interlude~

Now a persons really got to eat

And a person should eat right.

Five will get you ten

I'm gonna feed myself right tonight.

I don't want fish cakes and rye bread,

You heard what I said.

Waiter, please serve mine fried

I want the frim fram sauce with the Ausen fay

With chafafa on the side.

I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay

with cha fafa, cha fafa, cha fafa, on the side

P-LEAZZZE!