One, two, three!

Here we go!

Bedlam, bedlam!

Ho, ho, ho!

*sung in background all the way through*: Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum

Knock, knock, knock!

Come right in!

You´re the people from the looney bin!

How´d you guys get here so soon?

Did you spot my toy balloon?

Please don´t make the straps too snug.

I´ve always been a fragile bug.

Must we march?

Can´t we ride?

I´ve got my horse parked right outside.

Glad to see that we´re on time

But must you always speak in rhyme?

Lock the door and hide the key,

´Cause if I get loose, you won´t catch me

*panting from ring ding dinger*