Master of evil, squid of darkness

Octopus of inferno and hell

Dead you lie sleeping, in eternal siestaCounting two Tera-sheep

When death dies thy time shall be

To unleash upon us plankton and death

So hear the voice of your colf summoning thee

Waiting for the call of Cthulhu!

Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh!

Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala

Cthulhu the ancient, bringer of bills

Lord of Telekom Rl′yeh

Appear in your subscribers dreams

Advertising tariffs of pain and convenience

Send the world your death SMS

Forwarding animated doomsday gifs

When thy kingdom rises once again

Hire us first in the mighty call center of Cthulhu!

Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh!

Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala