Ubuntu Server 21.5

GUIs? Too easy to survive

RM -RF, LS and VIMSome people think that′s too out on a limb

For a teen like me to run well

A text-based OS, a Linux shell

When my RasPi crashes with a bell

My parents say "how can you tell"?

Blue-switch keyboard, quick scroll text

When friends see me they look perplexed

ARM assembly? no challenge, NEXT!

Can't remember how much I′ve flexed

My noodle arms on no-one

Proof of how much I don't run

Holy moly my diet is awful

Consisting of only pizza and waffles

Favorite Linux command is htop

Coding so much; I can't stop

On a rooftop

TMUX on my laptop

Jamming to this epic bop

Watch me publish this trash to GitHub

While making sick beats on the Sub

Don′t mind me, just making dumb stuff

Making code that′s barely enough