[Mystikal]

Since I'm so fucking bad

give me mine

get yours

ooooh...

[Verse 1]

I woke up this morning

rocked up

humping on the matress

hard like I was fuckin

I realized I was dreaming

then I got up

I hit the Vick's inhaler

'cuz my nose was stuffed up

from the bed to the floor

to the bathroom to the sink

from the mirror to the toilet

took a piss then shook the shank

oops dont look know I think I sprinkled when I tinkled

so, I dip in the sides there be a sweeter by the seater

cocoa powder, bubble-bath, and rubbing alcohol

for 5 fuckin cent that you could buy at the mall

I'm a long distance super-power, pussy-magnet

I was born in the ghetto, made by the ghetto

so fabulous!

[Chorus]

[Charlie Wilson]

ghetto fabulous - living like this

I'm so happy, yeah!

'cuz I'm ghetto fabulous (repeat)

[Snoop Dogg] (enters over repeat, speaking)

Yeah I feel what you're saying, Dog

but, uhh, you could let these fools know how hard it is

when a nigga ghetto fabulous, know what I'm saying?

let's kick that shit!

[Mystikal]

[Verse 2]

it's like a big rush with no time

niggas be like "whyyyyy"

kids be like "let me get your autograph"

bitches be like "ahhhh!"

ever since I said "here I go"

braids or not y'all

they know me wherever I go

I'm real private

the windows tinted, doors locked

the damn crowd you make a scene

"ain't you Mystikal?"

"no, I'm not."