And if your heart stops beating

I'll be here wondering

Did you get what you deserve?

The ending of your life

And if you get to heaven

I'll be here waiting, baby

Did you get what you deserve?

The end and if your life won't wait

Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead?

No one ever had much nice to say

I think they never liked you anyway

Oh take me from the hospital bed

Wouldn't it be grand aint it exactly

what you planned

And wouldn't it be great if

We were dead

Oh ..Dead!

Tongue tied and oh so squeamish

You never fell in love

Did you get what you deserve?

The ending of your life

And if you get to heaven

I'll be here waiting, baby

Did you get what you deserve?

The end and if your life won't wait

Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead

No one ever had much nice to say

I think they never liked you anyway

Oh take

Me from the hospital bed

Wouldn't it be grand

To take a pistol by the hand

And wouldn't it be great if

We were dead

And in my honest observation

During this operation

Found a complication

In your heart, so long

Cause now you've got

Maybe just two weeks to live

Is that the most the both of you can give?

One Two,

One Two Three Four

LA LA LA LA LA

LA LA LA LA LA LA

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Well come on..

LA LA LA LA LA

LA LA LA LA LA LA

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Oh Motherf**ker

If life ain't just a joke

Then why are we laughing?

If life ain't just a joke

Then why are we laughing?

If life ain't just a joke

Then why are we laughing?

If life ain't just a joke

Then why am I dead?

Dead!