Baps is waiting at his bricked-up bar, down in his crappy old shed

Look′n pretty dusty cos its 9am and he hasn't even been to bed

Bolo rocks up in his 4WD, packed to the hilt with beer

He′s been wait'n 12 months for this trip to come around

And the bastards finally here

We call up Spitta and Spitta's all set, with his boat all ready to gooo

I say what about Choco "Choco couldn′t wait" he′s already hit the damb road

Boys runn'n a muck up the river

Hav′n a drink up the river

Catch'n some stink up the river

Hang′n some shit up the river

We rock-on up to our usual spot and prey that no bastard is there

I roll out me swag, crack a beer, and sit right back in my chair

Some of the boys are already fish'n, and some of us don′t even care

We're just happy, sitt'n and drink′n, real glad just to be there

Along comes Vin, no shirt on, with his best mate Saville in tow

They′re very funny blokes but they're ugly as shit

And they both look proportionally slow

Boys runn′n a muck up the river

Hav'n a drink up the river

Catch′n some stink up the river

Hang'n some shit up the river

Boys runn′n a muck up the river

Hav'n a drink up the river

Catch'n some stink up the river

Hang′n some shit up the river

A goanna walks in, owning our camp, acting like he′ll steal our fun

Vin grabs a sausage "I'll tame this thing" "I′ll show you boys how it's done"

"I used to grab these suckers by the tail", he distinctively said

All us boys we looked at each other "what′s go'n on in that head?"

He walks right up, bends right over, proceeds to feed that thing

That goanna span round, reared right up, and chased right after him

Old Vin runs backwards, beer in hand, and turned to pick-up some speed

There was a roar from the boys when he SMACKED right into that tree

Boys runn′n a muck up the river

Hav'n a drink up the river

Catch'n some stink up the river

Hang′n some shit up the river

10 Blokes down, rolling around, and pissing themselves in tears

Maxi-boy got it all on camera so us boys, now have it for years

Boys runn′n a muck up the river

Hav'n a drink up the river

Catch′n some stink up the river

Hang'n some shit up the river

Boys runn′n a muck up the river

Hav'n a drink up the river

Catch′n some stink up the river

Hang'n some shit up the river