Somebody hand me a cigarette

I know I ain′t had one in over a week

Somebody pour me a double shotBeen gettin' better by the day, but tonight I drink

You say I gotta get over you and get sober too

I got a lot of habits I gotta kick

Weigh out all your options and take your pick

I can either burn the bar down

Or I can take your number out my phone

I can give you up right now

And never want you back long as I′m half-stoned

If you want me to quit you, want me to get you

Outta my heart and, baby, off my mind

I hate to tell you, girl, but I'm only quittin' one thing at a time

I know I got me some problems

About a thousand memories I gotta forget

But if I′m gonna solve them

Baby, I′ll take all the help I can get

If you ain't gonna kiss me

Then I′ll take some whiskey, some Grizzly

Nicotine, amphetamines too

You want me to stop some of that

Or you want me to stop loving you?

Hey, what you want me to do?

I can either burn the bar down

Or I can take your number out my phone

I can give you up right now

And never want you back long as I'm half-stoned

If you want me to quit you, want me to get you

Outta my heart and, baby, off my mind

I hate to tell you, girl, but I′m only quittin' one thing at a time

Aw yeah, I hate to tell you

Aw yeah, I hate to tell you

I ain′t no Superman, I'm just the way I am

If I'm gonna move on, then I need me something in my hand

Ain′t nothing wrong with that

And if you ain′t comin' back

I can either burn the bar down

Or I can take your number out my phone

I can give you up right now

And never want you back long as I′m half-stoned

If you want me to quit you, want me to get you

Outta my heart and, baby, off my mind

I hate to tell you, girl, but I'm only quittin′ one thing at a time

Aw yeah, I hate to tell you

Aw yeah, I hate to tell you

Aw yeah, I hate to tell you