Though I seem cool, calm and collected

Making my way to Hipster with Glasses

Was a little more than just nerve wrackin′Kinda just counted on her to turn me into goo

Praise whatever it ended with a smile

'Cause for a bit, a tad, a little while

I expected you two to save the day with sly remarks

Like, "he′s so cute" and "whatever you want's"

Though the white jacket didn't fit

The friends I came with did perfectly

Snugged right to my body

Like sad movies and late night drinks

Could′ve guessed by the end of the hour

There was more than just a little smile on my face

Covered in custard and cookies and cream, pissed off, I had to leave

But all has to end

You got a smile that could light this town, and we might need it

′Cause it gets dark around here, real dark around here

Most of my old friends, I can only stand for the weekend

But that doesn't apply here, doesn′t apply here

The day started with a bloody drip

And a taste on my lips that was a lot less than desired

Awkward moments to the side

Not all expiring fast

A tank top that didn't cover a thing

And a zipped down hoodie, zipped to the bottom

Had us laughing every time

No matter how many chest hairs there were in sight

You got a smile that could light this town and we might need it

′Cause it gets dark around here, real dark around here

Most of my old friends I can only stand for the weekend

But that doesn't apply here, doesn′t apply here