Well it took me five bars, some thirty license plates

I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage

Well I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kind of fool

So I walked right in barehanded, she was on his arm while he was playin' pool

Just like I used to do

She kissed him while I got a beer, well she didn't think I'd show up here

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I watched her for a while but I didn't like her walk

She came across kinda cheap to me, but hey, how's that my fault

She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch

Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate, i'm on a pitch

Little bitch

Well them pretty girls their all the same

But their damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

Well I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death

I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath

I didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail

Cause baby to hammer everything looks like a nail

And I was mad as hell

Well them pretty girls their all the same

But their damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend