A snake, a fake, he's lame, he's in this game

for the money and for the fame

a spin, a grin, he's on and then we yawn

steals the credit then he's gone

he's the man with a plan and first he'll seem helpfull

to make sure that you're on the hook

he's so full of bull and he sure will pull

some strings to make things go his way

everything will go his way

We're in the monkey biz

the monkey boogie is nothing new

and he'll be doin' the dance with you

Humble, mumble, stumble don't think so

that is not the way to go

connect, collect, correct, what did you expect?

did you think that he seriously cares for you?

do the monkey boogie, orangu-tango, baboon!